Damn, the West is Beautiful!

Why has this blog been so quiet lately, you ask?

Well, I’ve stumbled onto a little writer’s blog. It happens, what can I say. Due, in part, to my abrupt change in location in November. Disruption- while I am a fan of change- can take a toll on the creative muses that live in my brain and help me create my work. So can the constant changing of living situations.

But more on that later.

I’ve decided to just show you what I’ve been up to rather then tell you. A change in direction, I know, but at least it’s visually stimulating.

What can I say, this is where I live. Or about 40 minutes down the road from where I live. Hard to leave such an amazing place, I admit it.

Yet, this is where I was heading. So, who can argue with this beauty as well. The deserts of Arizona are not a bad trade-off to the peaks of the Rockies. Assuming one had to choose.

And yes, I must include Little Red and the Happy Hound Dog in as many photos as possible, especially when the backdrop is so damn gorgeous. Makes Little Red look like quite the bad ass!

Driving down through the Rockies, close to Salida on route 285. I have to admit, I felt a profound sadness when I reached the last town on the Colorado/New Mexico border and my Rockies were far off in the distance. It’s possible that this nomad has truly found her home. Yea, I’m the kind of person who has to leave what they have in order to know that want it. Tortured, eh?

After a long day of driving and an extensive hike, Ladybug commandeered her new friend Waylon’s very large doggie bed. Quite the gentleman, he allowed her to be the queen of the doggie bed before we headed on down the road to southern Arizona.

“Uh, I’m not quite sure what those needles and prickly things are, but they keep getting stuck in my paws. And didn’t I see a sign for rattlesnakes and scorpions over there? You really think this is better than that nice fluffy white stuff we just left, mom?” Yea, if my dog had a thought bubble, that’s what it would say. But at least that’s Sedona in the background and she got some good Vortex Vibes while she took care of her roadside business- or I like to think she did.

Yea, that’s beautiful. Enough said.

“I like to watch all those clouds go by. I don’t think we’re in blizzard country anymore, my hair is flying off at an alarming rate. I can smell rabbits out there, I wonder if I can have some for dinner. Look mom, no more gas, damn my furry little ass was a little stinky at 10,500 feet. Think they’ll have hiking trails and howling wolves in our new location?” More Ladybug thought bubbles. She likes to ride with her nose resting on the window sill. Little does she know she’s about to land in the warm desert to live in an RV park with some old timers for a few months. I think they’ll like her, she’s likes to lay around and listen to stories- which is a prerequisite for living in the park.

I think Arizona may have the best rest stops in the country.

And what photo essay of a westward drive would be complete without the sunset?

Amost there...just a few more mountains and some cacti.

Heading East.

Yep.  The time has come.  I miss my dog and my east coast family and friends.  So, I’m packing up the RV out here in the desert, shipping my crystals and the rest of my belongings back East and jumping on a plane this week!  After visiting the Ansel Adams exhibit at the Phoenix Art Museum, of course.

Playing in the hills outside of Quartzsite.

Playing in the hills outside of Quartzsite.

While the Storyteller will be returning to her point of origin at the beginning of this walkabout, she will be maintaining the Story vibe. Here’s a few projects on the horizon.

- Processing all the black and white film from my Arizona time and compiling several stories, both in print and multimedia.  Hopefully to be published somewhere interesting.

- Producing an e-book about this walkabout and the stories I found.

- I will be back in the darkroom- woo-hoo!- and printing some artwork from the past 4 years of international travel and random walkabouts.

- Launching a healing crystal business, called Nomadic Crystals, and seeing where that little adventure takes me.

- And, among many other things, squirreling away my earnings to go on the road full time.  I’m looking to take the walkabout to a new level and travel the country in an Airstream, with my trusty four-legged friend.  Stay tuned, it’ll be interesting!

Stories are everywhere and everyone has one.  I’ll still be posting stories and artwork from my interactions as I travel the East coast.  I will also be publishing my work in the darkroom on this blog, the whole process, from contact sheets to prints.  I know many of my photographic readers have never worked in the darkroom- so I’d like to share the process!

Thanks for reading and stay tuned!  I’ll be publishing articles this week about the Yin and Yang of art and commerce.

Holy Comment Spam!

Well, I didn’t really think I had to make one of these, “this is how the comments works” posts, but apparently, I do.  My virgin blog eyes have been tainted by the ugly world of comment spam!

Holy Comment Spam!

Holy Comment Spam!

Wow!

I’m going to share some of these lovely entries, since I spent the past hour sifting through them and visiting the sites of all entries that looked remotely human.  So, if your comment took some time to make it on the site, I apologize.  The spam filter caught you.

I have structured this blog to catch all the comments and wait for their approval by myself before publishing.  Once you have been approved, your future comments automatically post.  I’ve done this for several reasons.

  1. I want to filter comments for obscenity, maliciousness and negativity.  There is a time and place for everything and this blog is not the place for the three things mentioned above.  That said, if I publish something controversial or political, I will allow opposing viewpoints, of course, in the spirit of debate.  But I won’t allow personal attacks towards other commenters or towards any future guest writers.
  2. I want to be sure a human is on the other end of the comment.  As you’ll see below, there are some serious spammers out there.  I check every comment ( about 100 per week) by visiting the commenters’ link to their site and see if a human is on the other end.  Determining the humanesque quality is quite the challenge.  I just let a handful on the blog and I’m still not sure they are humans or are sincere in their comments.
  3. I want to edit out obvious marketers.  If there’s a URL in your post- beyond providing outside information for people, you won’t make it on the blog.  Sorry.

So, here are some of my favorites left by spammers, crazies or people with too much free-time.  Please excuse the nasty one, I just had to show the diversity of writing here.

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Seriously.  That’s real.  And I use a strong spam filter that makes people enter letters and numbers generated by the computer first.  So, someone, somewhere, took the time to register, log in, get approved and write this shit.  It baffles me.

So, bear with the comments on this site as I learn this side of the blogging world.  And if the comments continue in this manner, I may start a separate blog for all the best crazy comment spam.  Seriously.

But please, if you’re a human and want to share, don’t hesitate to comment! And I promise to get you out of the spam filter if that’s where you land.  Though, if you are human, I doubt you’ll find yourself with the bottom-feeders in the lowly spam folder- if you do end up with the bottom-feeders, maybe its time to change your approach.